On Tue, 10 Dec 1996, J.D. wrote: > 1. I just wonder if you are celebrating cristmas? This must be a > christian thing to do? So if you are involved in the cristmas, you can't > be a real satanist, you are just a big misstake. I certainly think Satanists should celebrate Christmas. It is one of our big success stories. We've taken a religious holiday that the Christians have stolen from others, and turned it into a a celebration of selfishness, material consumerism and commercialism! What could be more Satanic than that? Besides, ever thought of the similarities between Santa and Satan (besided the obvious shifting about of letters)? SATAN SANTA -------------------------------------------------------------- Called Old Nick Called St. Nick Keeps list of the naughty. Keeps list of the naughty (and nice). Dresses in red Dresses in red Laughs malevolently Is jolly Has beard Has beard has horns Wears hat (hides horns?) Has hooves Wears boots (hides hooves?) Has imps Has elves Prince of the Air Flys in a sled Likes fire Opts to go down fireplace chimneys instead of just using the door. Well, what more do you need? Merry Christmas, (almost) Everyone! "Mr. Scratch" ============================================= EOF